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What is this?

All of these are abjectly false except for that last one.

You are subscribed to Souji Tips. A texting service where all the tips are true, not just the last one.

No?

1) 10 chilis is way too many to have a flavor.
2) Candy doesn't work in curry. And only some fruits. It creates a flavor mishmash.
3) If you like charcoal. Also what oven gets that hot aside from a volcanic caldera?
4) The sparking means you're going to have a house fire
5) There is no tip 5
6) Boiling water is boiling water.
7) That works for grilling small things, not frying.
8) Cat bentos are the best. Because you're eating a cat.

1) Of course there's a flavor. It's called intense heat.
2) Only if you don't know what you're doing. If your curry is too bitter or sour then candy and fruits are the best way to balance it all out.
3) A volcanic caldera type of oven, of course.
4) No, the sparkling means you're having a good time
5) Tip 5 is in your heart
6) And boiling water is called cooking
7) If you put some oil on it then it should be good enough to fry
8) Why are you say such a mean thing? (°︿° )

You are just wrong, Souji. I love you dearly but you are wrong.

And why would I say such a thing? Because you are wrong.

I'm not wrong. You just have to try these tips to see how true they are. Don't knock it till you try it, as they say.

If you're really concerned though, I will gladly partake in trying out one tip with you. Whichever one you like.

Fine. I'll take you up on that.

I'll bring you a special batch of something cooked with ten hot chili peppers to Yosuke's birthday party. I assume you'll be there?

[Fire resistance won't help your stomach from spice. Bring something for an upset stomach, Sooj.]

Of course. I wouldn't miss it and I definitely wouldn't miss up the chance to prove how correct my tip is.

However, I'll only do this on the condition that if I manage to survive one single bite from your hot chilli pepper dish, then you must take a bite as well.

Agreed. I can do that.

[Souji, she's going to coat her tongue in Pepto first you know.]

[ why are you cheating, yukiko ]

Then bring it on.

I'll prepare the curry then. If you have any special requests to put in then now is the time to tell me.